Sara Lily's Minutiae

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Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.

Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?

Gideon: why are you so upset about this

Gideon: is it because you don't like me

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Gideon: my deepest darkest trauma is that nobody ever cared if I lived or died, except for you. the thought of being forgotten entirely by everyone is so terrifying to me that I have never cared if you loved me or hated me, as long as you were as obsessed with me as I was with you.

Harrow: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going give myself a lobotomy so I forget about you entirely. this will preserve your soul so you can maybe hypothetically come back someday.

Harrow: why are you so upset about this

Harrow: is it because you don't like me

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“england isn’t beautiful” wrong!!! look at our gorgeous country:

Dover:

dubrovnik, dalmatian coastALT

Manchester:

veniceALT

London:

singaporeALT

Newcastle:

vancouverALT

Nottingham:

schiltach, black forestALT

Portsmouth:

maldivesALT

Leeds:

lake country, nabooALT

Liverpool:

copacabana, rio de janieroALT

Sheffield:

rivendellALT

Bristol:

cheese landALT
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Southampton:

bangkokALT

Hull:

helsinkiALT

Birmingham:

timbuktuALT

Old York:

angkor watALT

Leicester:

ai "art" of some foxgirls in a japanese-style cityALT

Stoke:

a sick skateboarding trick or somethingALT

Blackpool:

pripyatALT

Norwich:

joey chestnut and others at a hotdog-eating competitionALT

Middlesbrough:

moon colony, nasa concept artALT

Bournemouth:

matt damon's mouthALT
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The Lake District:

dog in puddleALT

Cambridge:

man in bin in flooded streetALT

Milton Keynes:

beans in a can of vaselineALT

The Jurassic Coast:

jurassic parkALT

The Peak District:

wikihow how to get a cat out of a treeALT

The Plague Village of Eyam:

the kremlinALT

Coventry:

pornhubALT

Southend:

arrakisALT

The Holy Island of Lindisfarne:

underwater temple underwater monkALT

Doncaster:

bridgetALT
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