Jordan's Minutiae

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
foxgirlmoth
bowserwife

The term "polyamory" doesn't mean anywhere near as much to me as the basic tenet of being open to spontaneous ecstatic Angelic romantic experience wherever I might find it. You can fall in love with someone for a weekend or a quarter of your life or 5 minutes or 10 million years and all of this is beautiful. Love comes in so many more prismatic colors than I ever thought possible, and the further I go, the more I let in, the more of them I can see.

bowserwife

What I'm saying is, drop I love you on the first fuck if ur feelin it. Don't be a pussy.

language is a gift true
bumble-b-goode
amongthesebarrencrags

Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

beemovieerotica

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the headboard is the stern

paperjoshi

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Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

roach-works

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i spent too long on this and regret nothing

amongthesebarrencrags

Nor should you, this is glorious

language is a gift